We broke up because...
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cover hogger0
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Not good at math0
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Her toy collection replaced me0
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He just couldn't keep up like my best toys could0
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Her favorite toy was nuclear powered0
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she didn't understand safe words0
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I always forgot the safe word0
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"Oh my god" was a bad safe word0
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never took precautions0
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She never let me get the safe word out!0
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I didn't even know we had a safe word!0
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he was always breaking up with me0
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Always had men on the side0
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She would come around every time she broke up with this other guy, other than that I never saw her.0
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Gotham needed me0
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she won't take me out for breakfast ")0
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She wanted lobster for breakfast every morning, I'm not made of money!0
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she was always waking me up at the crack of dawn!0
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She never understood how to enjoy the finer things in life0
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she won't let me pay! @spnneil060
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She plays too much with my heart.0
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She wanted me to pay for everything. I borrowed her lip gloss once, cost me five bucks!0
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she could never be serious0
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had kids that weren't mine0
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