We broke up because...

Becka4Real

She had WAY too many kids

kjm3579

She kept popping out babies like some Pez dispenser....

Spnneil06

He wanted to sell my babies.

ovinas1

she was always playing with her baby

Spnneil06

I found out that profile pic was actually Rob Lowe. How sad I was!

MathDonkey

She was into meat head rob Lowe

Spnneil06

So was @MathDonkey‌ bizarre love triangle!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She bought me a ring shaped like a triangle

lt3ag4s

she kept trying to put a round peg into a square hole.

Dared2Evolve

I lost her in this!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wouldn't get help for her Hoarding problem and it took five handsome Firemen to rescue me!

Dared2Evolve

Those were her things, she over did it on EBay!

zoober

Cancelled my ebay account.

lborsato1

he had more than one Ebay account

Spnneil06

She was having me watched

ovinas1

She said I wasn't "holding up" my end of the deal

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was too paranoid! 'That's just My Husband Sweets!'

Spnneil06

I meant he didn't help me move the furniture, he took it the wrong way!

ilfaith

She wrote a steamy tell-all book about her affairs, and left me out of it

ovinas1

I saw her in a book Titled. The 10 lost Kama Sutra Positions

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always buying dirty books and trying to get me to read them with him!

Spnneil06

She suggested we try the different positions in this book, she lost me at the one with the water hose and a fly swatter!

guitarrckr

She just would not read books with me !

ovinas1

She wouldnt read "Sex For Dummies"

Dared2Evolve

Wanted me to get cosmetic surgery.

guitarrckr

She didn't get a he surgery ( thank god)

BlueEyedRedhead

He wouldn't let me be in the show!!

ovinas1

She wouldnt do special favors for passes

Dared2Evolve

He faked his bake too many times.

guitarrckr

Because I never baked