We broke up because...
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she never pm me her number
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didn't want 2 devices to alert me for booty calls 0
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She was scared of me 0
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Always wanted me to make the first move ;P0
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died of boredom0
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He kept kicking me out of bed0
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now i dont believe that
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He never believed anything I said!0
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You met my wife ??? LOL0
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He had a wife
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Oh dear0
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He got lost looking for the mummy0
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She went pyramid selling mate0
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He wouldn't bring me on any of his exotic trips0
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You can come on mine0
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Always stood on me to make himself taller in his pics0
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Just stood on you .... tis all0
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Because I was too tall...0
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She always kept calling me "little man"0
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He was really little, like really little man!!!0
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She always made fun of my "little man"0
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Because he was cheating with girl above0
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She caught me in bed with MathDonkey.0
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Because she was embarrassed to take me out0
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She never wanted to just stay in0
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It's only because she couldn't breathe in there0
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he smelled funny, i didn't want to breathe0
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she couldn't see me properly and thought I was a man!0
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She wasn't a breathe of fresh air
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He couldn't stand three fact i could not line dance
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