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He couldn't ever stay on topic
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He once purposely pooped his pants just to go home from work early
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She pressured me into all my decisions
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I had to go to lunch, and an hour with out was too much for her to handle
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She didn't like to try my new sexual positions that I based on geometric shapes...
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She didn't like me being an animal in the bedroom
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Everything she said went over my head
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She wanted to strap something else on to use on me!! :o
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She always got defensive about things
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He bought a monkey specially so he could go around making jokes about spanking it
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She would rather play "dead fish" in the bedroom
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He thought the 80's were the best decade
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She never understood my obsession with conserving energy
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All she ever wanted to eat was schnitzel
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He watches golden girls every night and laughs his *kitten* off
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She thought working out her arms was anywhere near as important as doing squats!!!
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This just never worked out for her
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He wants you to ask where he got the inspiration for that one
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He stuffs his pants with toilet paper to make his junk look bigger...
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He complained about stupid things
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She wasn't very interesting
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She had a love affair with a scotch tape dispenser
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She talked like a pirate
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He does NOT get ideas of things to post by looking around his desk
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She secretly is a super hero. She goes by the name, "Captain Stapler"
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He only liked women without teeth
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She didn't understand the greatness of Kevin Sorbo
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Does back flips into a pool filled with ketchup
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She laughed when I wore my Xena Warrior Princess costume
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What she just said was a lie
