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Thanks, Tuki11.
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Arizona!
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BOOM!
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WTF? I wrote the word for butt, but it changed to kitten. That's effing hilarious!
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Feel free to add me. My posts are sarcastic and sometimes crude though!
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HA! I fell off a treadmill once because I was paying more attention to the girl's butt in yoga pants in front of me. My foot hit a non-moving part on the treadmill and off I went!
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Since 2011
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Wow a week? I'm sorry to hear that. Are you going to give it a natural birth or get an epidural? What are you going to name it?? :)
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Gilbert here!
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Gilbert here!
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BOOM GET YO' MOTIVATION ON!
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It is so much easier to measure your serving size than going by "one cup"! You'll be glad you got it :)
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Coffee.
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Accept of course.
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Oooh la la
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10 kids? I think that bottle of wine is earned.
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Amazing! Great job! You should be proud!
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Tell her I enjoy her hardwood floors.
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Gilbert here.
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Sure!
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The only person who chats with me is myself :'( It's just conversational masturbati0n.
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HJ in the steam room.
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I confess I don't let people truly get to know me.
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The one I use to bag all my gym chicks is, "Excuse me, can you let me know when you're done with your spin class? I'd love to sniff your seat." Just then, the panties DEEE-ROP! (if they are wearing any)
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I love how my body owns a shake weight like it ain't shiiiiiiiit
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I'm a civil engineer for a power company and I love doing what I do. It helps that the company treats their employees really well.
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When I'm down I like to just light some candles, crawl into a nice warm bubble bath then have a good cry on the phone with some friends. Let's hug!
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OH yeah??? + 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.547
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Hi, welcome to MFP!
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Just some stuff.