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Babysitter

Not as good as taking back selfies

Only Irish twice a year

She tried to poison my food, who would do that to pizza?

Not Latina

Nope

Foot model, she's in tons of women's high heal commercials.

She didn't like eating Chinese food ever since I told her it was really cat, not chicken.

Sorry Bruce time to bounce.

Pass

She was hung up on some yellow minion guy

I I think but she was talking about shopping so I all heard was bla bla bla bla.

She turned out to be the silver bell killer from Gothic.

Gym then beers and wings.

Stud!

Fishy

Sure just Jo and I, cool. Party, campfires, pool bar, all you can eat buffet!

Busted in ladies room with a female coworker.

A bag of shrooms

Friends again!

Only if she passes gas. No dutch ovens for me. :'(

Martini

Hottie!

She had too much stuff in her closet, really I saw the human bones in there.

She used to be nice until she met me. >:)

Yes when she mooned me out of a car window. What a view!

She's sweet as apple pie.

Oh no another Joromancestalking going on here.