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                Got tired of breaking up in-laws fights
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                He father didn't approve either
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                He told me that if I let you win I would get cool points
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                Cool
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                Sho Kosugi
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                Yes sir
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                Didn't like fire hazards
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                Yes HYE confessed to the cheat
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                Swords and ninja stars
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                Flux capacitor
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                Wouldn't dress up as that sex green M&M
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                Sadly yes HYE sat on mom's lap as a adult
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                This!!!! Is!!!! Sparta!!!!! Sorry bro, I had to. Warrior
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                Let's start with our local news reporter, if it counts, Courtney Gilmore
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                Would say "that's so funny" with a serious expression
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                The red phone. A direct line to you know who
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                Church window froster
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                Once. Technically twice, the second time was literally one of those I was about to breakup with you too but you beat me to the punch so rather than some drawn out conversation I let her say her peace, then I said peace and hit the Clubs.
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                Sunglasses tinter
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                It was the Grand Canyon
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                She tried to fool me by putting tap water in the Fiji water bottle.
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                Bond girl
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                It's was actually Lance.
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                A pole that slide down into what i thought was the bat cave but was just the apartment downstairs
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                Only wanted visits so I could smuggle in cigarettes and contraband
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                A baby alligator
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                Tried to overdose on multivitamins
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                Political spin artist
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                Was a kid. Playing with rubbing alcohol and a lighter. Thought it would evaporate, burned my hand, spilled the alcohol and vawoosh
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                I found out she was the green power ranger
