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Elmo costume toddler table and tea set
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Dance
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Can't remember the face
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Ripped up the bed sheets with toenails
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No Ever get thrown from a horse
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Deal
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Tried to get her a promotion, it failed
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Shopping date. Women hardly lie about a man's style
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Tide
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For her: D&G Light, Hanae Mori, Cashmere Mist For me: Burberry Touch, Aqua di Gio, Jean Paul, Pi
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Eddie Murphy screaming SPANDEX!!!! I NEED SPANDEX!!!!
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Couldn't remember where I like to be bitten.
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No, HYE got it in at awkward places
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HBD. No studying tonight, go have a blast
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Hidden granted wishes
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Hair stylist
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Spare parts from everything he's tried to repair....ever
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Can I at least be the naughty pastor with uncontrolable desires for women
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Tongue piercing Loud behavior And those who always have something bad going on
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Slimgirl baby oil, hot candle wax and anyone else kinky enough to handle it
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Shoe model
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Date on a secluded island
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Shrine dedicated to Weird AL Yankovich
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Yep at the gym Ever shoot a gun
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6 beaver tails, a kangaroo paw, a set of ivory tusks, a blackjack table, spandex, and a karate suit.
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Kept speaking in third person
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I see a bright green shirt going with Crossing guard
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Abercrombie model
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Dead laughing so hard. I got nothing now.....
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Because she had two heads. The little one kept peaking over her head.
