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Keanu Reeves
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I couldn't keep track of all her other lovers.
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No, no backpacking here yet. Have you called your partner by the wrong name?
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A cardboard cutout of Harry Potter.
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Nope. Have you ever sunbathed nude?
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Date, or one night.
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No, not yet. Have you ever had a one night stand?
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Always dragged me to family events.
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One night, or date.
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Wouldn't sext me back.
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She never dressed up.
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Kept changing the password.
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Wouldn't get over the fact that we were on a break.
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Didn't support my political aspirations.
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He talked about his "equipment" in odd terms.
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Once. Have you ever been complimented by a stranger?
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She wasn't adventurous enough.
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Prime rib.
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He was constantly checking out younger women.
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Drunk and disorderly.
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Once :# Have you ever been removed from a bar?
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Was too young for me.
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Fruit salad.
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Granted, but the government watched everything you did on your phone and sent it to your mom. I wish someone would clean my house before I got home tonight.
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Indecent exposure.
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Well, now I want a burger.
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He was constantly tired.
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You have hair like a mermaid.
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She never had any money.
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She was a neat freak.
