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You look kind, and sensitive.

Nude

No, not a chance! If I didn't have my kid though, yes. If dared, would you sunbathe nude?

Banned from miniature golf courses, for peeing in the water feature.

They paint it, but in a rainbow of colours. I wish I could go on a trip, somewhere warm.

Three days by myself on the beach.

Totally.

Having an automatic dance partner at weddings and parties.

An extensive collection of My Little Pony dolls.

Slow walkers, bad parking jobs, people who aren't handicapped using the wheelchair automatic door opener button.

He found a new thing.

Sure, why not?

I am getting tired. I'd rather be getting a massage.

I'll just have to trust that you know what you're doing.

Hard, please. No good unless it hurts a little, I find.

Let's say...yes.

Are you giving the massage?

Burritos. Or pizza. Not hard to tell why I'm on here, haha.

One night stand.

Undercover cop.

I do prefer male parts, it's true. We broke up because she had crazy expectations!

Massage and hot tub. Feeling greedy.

Couldn't focus on the right body part to get the job done.