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We broke up because...
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She was a Lil Smart Alec and she wasnt even "Lil" she was 7 foot tall!0
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she liked her women at a towering height of 7'5" and up! I'm only 6'8"
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She was insecure about her height0
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she didn't like girls0
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She wouldn't share her Bustiers!
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She insisted I wear underwear.0
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cause i couldnt pronounce her name0
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It's Meg. And we broke up because he always called me his ex's name.0
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i never did, Sandy!!!
I mean - ummm - yeah.0 -
He ran off with 6 of the neighbours wives
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She ran off with the local rugby team, how can I compete with that0
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The scrumbag0
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He couldnt make up his mind0
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I was green but I wanted to feel blue0
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I was blue but he kept seeing red0
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She was blue, I was seeing red, so we were both marooned.0
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She lets the spark in her heart grow cold.0
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Orange you glad we crossed paths0
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Incompatible0
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SuzyQAzureblue wrote: »Orange you glad we crossed paths
Bwahahaha! That's funny!0 -
Too nonverbal0
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She was prolix and loquacious0
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he was always on the road
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She was always up in the air0
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he kept trying to ground me0
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she wasn't interested0
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he left me hanging0
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Oh, dear lord, that wasnt the issue that I had!0
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She made me a mess (and I loved it)0
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