Post a lie about the person above

He is a hand fetishist

he is the law

She is a famous jewel thief ..wanted in20 countries

Cuts the left leg off of pants legs in various high fashion stores so that the value of the pants will be doubled.

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Eats cat food ...loves the tuna flavour

I don't know why the cats always get the good tuna

Steals candy from babies

had his gym membership revoked

flirts with me on phone everyday

takes revenge on minor..flirts

goes to the beach when it is rainy and wet so that he is the only one there. If he IS, then he proceeds with his favourite pastime -> sand sledding race against his own toes.

She owned 2 prize winning greyhounds and made a small fortune with them

Has been asked repeatedly to not play with the manikins at the local department store. While his play is often limited to poor attempts at romantic or flirtatious ventriloquism, he will occasionally take things a bit far and use several manikins to recreate several scenes from online pr0n videos, complete with poorly performed 3rd-party dialog.

Likes to spend her weekends with me

Logs his gum-chewing as 'Cardiovascular'....