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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Purchasing said lettuce
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Buying goods with the proceeds of said lettuce crop 😁
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her "Basement" is actually a modified school bus put into a hole in the ground then buried.

    We really have to do something about the water coming in when it rains Sis! 😬
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Took me to the vet because she’s too cheap to pay for a doctor and now I have to wear a cone for 5 days!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    The cone was just as good as using a paper bag to cover her horrid hairy moles on her chin! πŸ™ˆ
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Word is shes married to a troll πŸ‘Ή
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's my Spouse 😜
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She has zero sense of humour πŸ˜‚
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    Very nice Portuguese woman!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ^^^ also a very nice Portuguese woman 🀣
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    They're both actually from a small Pygmy village in Cameroon
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She has two left feet. Literally. Makes buying shoes awkward.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shes actually a Tom Cat.. I saw her 🌰🌰 🀣
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her acorns come as a set of three and they're more like blueberries 🫐 😝
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2022
    Has a Beaver named Justine
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She often pees herself laughing at PD posts πŸ’¦
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Recommended Depends for my light bladder leakage. She also said the other 🩲 brands give you major wedgies and she was right.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's an expert on wedgies due to her years in high school as a bully. She also specializes in Wet Willies and locker stuffing.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She reminisces fondly about being stuffed in a locker so visits high school once a year to relive that part of her youth
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Puts a sock on her snake because it gets cold
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She purrs loudly when being petted .. oh wait, its supposed to be a lie πŸ€”πŸ˜‚
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She’s an opossum midwife. One day after her lunch break she went back to a birthing mama. Cheeto dust still on her hands. After suctioning one baby out of the womb and catching all the others she gave them all a Cheeto infection. Yes, she got fired.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    You know all those muscles? Flesh colored silly putty.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her birth name was Bob
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She imports chewing tobacco from America 😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She has a bald Cat called muffy. πŸ˜„
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Cat's cat was named after her college days nickname 😹
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    Her last name is Bologna because she’s French.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    She enjoys a good fried bologna sandwich with a glass of wine every night before bed.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She refuses to eat anything green or brown. Those colours remind her of her pet toad, Prince, who died in 1989. 😒

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