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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She grabs ketchup packets from mcd and makes tomato soup out of em
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Wears Jimmy Cheese shoes.🧀🤭😷
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She got foot fetish
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He sells pics of his feet
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2022
    She’s an almond farmer. I buy my almond milk fresh from her and I like watching her milk her almonds every morning!😋🥛
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She currently lives in a little shed in Neil’s backyard. He brings her pizza and rice every day. She thinks she’s living the life.
  • Eddie_Run_Bike_Swim_Gym
    Eddie_Run_Bike_Swim_Gym Posts: 166 Member
    She is not a fan of gorgeous pole dancers and burger queens from Liverpool 😉
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She lives in a cardboard box at the front of Neils place. He won't let her sleep inside .. mean Dad 😔
  • Eddie_Run_Bike_Swim_Gym
    Eddie_Run_Bike_Swim_Gym Posts: 166 Member
    Huh??!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2022
    EddieHunt71 wrote: »
    Huh??!

    You snuck in there, that was for PD 🤣

    He wears a pink tutu and ballet slippers to work.. he says it makes him feel pretty being in pink 😂
  • Eddie_Run_Bike_Swim_Gym
    Eddie_Run_Bike_Swim_Gym Posts: 166 Member
    Do you have cameras on me Jo!! 😬
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Competes in tricycle races
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Unicycle champion
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He’s the one and only, pin the tail on the piglet champion!🥇🐖📌
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She got her nickname after winning the speed record for ironing dress shirts and using the perfect amount of starch on the collars. 👔👔👔👔
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She is the jump rope queen of Memphis
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Which is pretty cool, but not as cool as her winning the Pogo Stick competition in the Tri State area for six years straight!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She attends all my competitions and wipes my brow as I bounce.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    During a passionate kiss, she accidentally swallowed her boyfriend’s false teeth.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    😂

    She doesn’t know how to cook so she orders all meals in and plates them quickly without her family and friends knowing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hiya Bob 👋
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’s having an affair with Bob
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She’s having an affair with Bob

    Supposed to be a lie 🤫😏

    She photoshopped her butt onto that giraffe in her pp.. she thought hers looked small.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She isn’t completely obsessed with my butt and has never asked me for pics of it daily. All her messages to me are definitely not about my behind. 🍑
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She doesn’t make me laugh at all
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    Mean…nasty woman!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Neverquit67 wrote: »
    Mean…nasty woman!

    She must treat you the same way she does me ☹️


    He’s scared of kittens. Shrieks and runs whenever he sees one.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She knits cute little sweaters for homeless penguins.🧶🐧
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She rehabilitates ants that have been stepped on
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She sells chocolate covered ants.. 😱

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