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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She attends all my competitions and wipes my brow as I bounce.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    During a passionate kiss, she accidentally swallowed her boyfriend’s false teeth.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    😂

    She doesn’t know how to cook so she orders all meals in and plates them quickly without her family and friends knowing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hiya Bob 👋
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’s having an affair with Bob
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She’s having an affair with Bob

    Supposed to be a lie 🤫😏

    She photoshopped her butt onto that giraffe in her pp.. she thought hers looked small.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She isn’t completely obsessed with my butt and has never asked me for pics of it daily. All her messages to me are definitely not about my behind. 🍑
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She doesn’t make me laugh at all
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 393 Member
    Mean…nasty woman!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Neverquit67 wrote: »
    Mean…nasty woman!

    She must treat you the same way she does me ☹️


    He’s scared of kittens. Shrieks and runs whenever he sees one.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She knits cute little sweaters for homeless penguins.🧶🐧
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She rehabilitates ants that have been stepped on
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She sells chocolate covered ants.. 😱
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has been secretly buying up all Cats lx1x specials covered in "yumyum" sauce.... She then sells them to lx1x for twice what Cat was selling them for. She's made enough from lx1x to buy a ferrari, 2 diamond rings, a lear jet and a Hollywood Hills mansion..
  • DSwales111
    DSwales111 Posts: 126 Member
    She hates random surprise messages
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He hides in the bushes and surprises everyone all the time!🌳🤪🌳
  • chickenperson483
    chickenperson483 Posts: 35 Member
    Frequently takes her chicken (who wears superhero capes) on walks while wearing a blowup dinosaur costume, blasting “I want it that way” by the Backstreet Boys.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Works at Piggly Wiggly 🤗
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Has never made me laugh, not once!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She's single and available. 😄
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Doesn’t believe in holidays or weekends. He’s like a 7-11 open 24-7.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She's an angel.

    *poker face on
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hates Pizza and Cake
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited June 2022
    @lx1x
    Haha! That’s sort of true! once for Halloween I was a VS angel. So there!😝 Read the title, tell a lie.😇

    Jo is a Catfish🐈🐠 scammer by day. Princess by night.✨👸🏼✨
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Shes my cousin
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is shaving his head for Summer 😆
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Is growing out her toe hair for winter 🤣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Goes to the local supermarket and stops every customer demanding to be petted.. 😳 she truly believes she's a cat
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She likes to purr for her male suitors and they L.O.V.E. it!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    While in the elevator with Ed, Fab lifted one leg and said “ Wait right there” then farted in Ed’s direction. She got fired for violating the code of conduct at work.

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