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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Once had an iguana that could brush its own teeth.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Got kicked out of north pole.. Santa caught her taking selfie in skimpy Santa outfit.. 🤪
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Got copy of said selfie and has been selling them for $3 a pop on the internet 😲
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    @lx1x wrote: »
    Got kicked out of north pole.. Santa caught her taking selfie in skimpy Santa outfit.. 🤪

    Like hello, it’s supposed to be a lie!🙄



    One time she 👆got stuck trying out that new pretzel “yoga” pose. They had to take her to emergency, they oiled her up and she even got a free enema because that was the special of the month.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2022
    Has been to emergency everyday this month for "the special" 😆
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She's the one giving the said "specials"
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Has decided Thursdays are now taco night!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is the Canadian taco eating champion of 2022
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    😏 😘

    Is currently wishing she is Canadian
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    😏 😘

    Is currently wishing she is Canadian

    Its supposed to be a lie 😏🤭
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’s more Canadian than Cat will ever be. She currently has her Tim Horton’s coffee and beaver tail. Later she’s gonna have a big plate of poutine and watch the snow from her porch in her bikini.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2022
    Is hanging out for next months ER special.. she on the team that performs prostate exams 😂🤪
    She not medically qualified but likes to help out
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Such a rule follower that she cannot step outside of the crosswalk lines when crossing the street.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,320 Member
    Has been jailed for impersonating law enforcement. She usually tickets people littering and anyone who steps even an inch outside the crosswalk. Punishment? You don’t want to know.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She’s a waitress. Every shift she works, she tells her tables it’s her birthday and that she’s working a double shift!😉💰💰💰
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She’s an aerialist who is afraid of heights!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She runs a Doggie Daycare and feeds them Catnip ... Who knew a dog could hang off a Cat tree upside down in total bliss.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She doesn’t believe in honey and thinks bees should unionize
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Won’t eat anything red in colour. Green and brown are best.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She doesn't like her food touching each other
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited April 2022
    Has a fake moustache made out of dryer lint😂
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Ironwoman1111 wrote: »
    Has a fake moustache made out of dryer lint😂

    You promised not to tell!!


    She has big mouth .
  • N2couture22
    N2couture22 Posts: 62 Member
    1x1x
    Is a powerful ai
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 393 Member
    Her favorite number is really 23 but the full username was not available so she went with 22
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2022
    That bicep actually belongs to his SO 😆
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She taught Gene Simmons all of his best tongue tricks!🤤👅😍
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Once snuck into a Kiss concert when she was a Toddler. A Fan since birth!
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She’s a karaoke star!🎤🤩🎶
    She’s available for bar mitzvahs, funerals, bachelorette parties and weddings.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She's the backup and dancer for fabs
  • N2couture22
    N2couture22 Posts: 62 Member
    1x1x steals all the sugar packets from each restaurant they go into.

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