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  • sandejones
    sandejones Posts: 1,840 Member
    edited April 2022
    Kissed a policeman/women at New Years while stealing their handcuffs while they where distracted.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Broke into a Starbucks at night and was seen on security camera pouring various types of milk in a tub. When questioned, she said she was giving herself a “milk bath.”
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    Has a pet duck that goes everywhere with her. It’s because of this that she’s unemployed.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He’s my sugar daddy and gives me a sizable allowance every month so I can afford the cutest outfits for my duck.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shes mean.. she ate her pet duck 😱
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She gave me the most delicious roasted duck recipe 😋
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    I can’t believe you eat your ducks. I did not know that part.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,613 Member
    Only eats beef cause of the water fowl incident
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    Has weak scrawny legs
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,613 Member
    Loves watching hallmark movies ...they make him cry every time
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Craved mushrooms throughout her pregnancy then named the kid Portabella
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Loves snow and planned move to north Pole. ☃️❄️🌨️
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Wears 5” high heels to the grocery store
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    Uses water color paint for lipstick
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Actually it’s Kool-Aid and I don’t have a choice, he stole all my makeup 💄😂
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    I told you to stay away from the cross dressers for that reason alone.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is too weak to lift a can of drink to his mouth.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Has an OnlyFans account where she seductively dips her toes in vats of various condiments then licks it off her own feet! Rumor is, she’s getting very rich from it.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shhhhh.. *come closer, I'll let you all in on a little secret*
    she is in fact a 500lb giraffe 😳 I know.. shocking right
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Shhhhh.. *come closer, I'll let you all in on a little secret*
    she is in fact a 500lb giraffe 😳 I know.. shocking right

    You need to stop these lies! 😠 I have you know, I am down to 485lbs! 😠
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Shhhhh.. *come closer, I'll let you all in on a little secret*
    she is in fact a 500lb giraffe 😳 I know.. shocking right

    You need to stop these lies! 😠 I have you know, I am down to 485lbs! 😠

    Well duh.. 500lbs was the lie part re the thread name 🤭
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    My Galway Girl
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He’s quite tiny and puny. He photoshops muscles into all his pictures.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shes a mfp undercover agent..
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She assists in my undercover work and gives me info on others.
  • Destanieroberts06
    Destanieroberts06 Posts: 103 Member
    Her personality isn't that attractive
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,307 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    She’s got a fully charged phone and a full tank of gas
    😂😂😂

    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She assists in my undercover work and gives me info on others.
    One time she told me she “never really did love me anyway”🥺
  • Destanieroberts06
    Destanieroberts06 Posts: 103 Member
    She watches re-rund of SpongeBob to make her feel young again
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,307 Member
    She sneaks into R rated movies with a fake id.
  • Destanieroberts06
    Destanieroberts06 Posts: 103 Member
    Secretly dating Bill causbey

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