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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,307 Member
    Bit into EVERY one of my chocolates last Valentine’s Day
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Bit into EVERY one of my chocolates last Valentine’s Day
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    I was just making sure they were good quality for you.. 🤗
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She keeps a bottle of chocolate body paint in her bedside drawer for when she craves her midnight chocolate. But she doesn’t paint anyone with it; she just swigs it from the bottle.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,307 Member
    She uses all her chocolate body paint “on label” and sends me the pics to prove it.
  • sandejones
    sandejones Posts: 1,840 Member
    Buys candy for Halloween at the supermarket. Then pretends no one is home so she doesn't need to share.
    🤗
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Throws eggs at kids on Halloween night 😱
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Wrote a bestseller, a book about some guy who stole from the rich and kept it all for himself. I think it’s called Robert Hood.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She sleeps in a coffin
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Watches people when they sleep
  • sandejones
    sandejones Posts: 1,840 Member
    Has bought a chicken for thanksgiving instead of a turkey. She'll tell her kids it's a baby turkey.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Puts hard boiled eggs in piñatas because they’re better for you than candy!😝
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Puts tomatoes in hers.. she said it's more fun.
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 44,457 Member
    He likes dressing up in women's clothing..ooops I was not suppose to say that out loud ...Sorry Neil :p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has pictures of Neil in woman's clothing
  • rm6335920
    rm6335920 Posts: 256 Member
    cook breakfast for me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I cooked, he cleaned the kitchen.. 😄
  • rm6335920
    rm6335920 Posts: 256 Member
    i took her a bath after i clean the kitchen
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    rm6335920 wrote: »
    i took her a bath after i clean the kitchen

    Idk what that means but if you're running me a bath can I have some bubbles ? 😃

  • rm6335920
    rm6335920 Posts: 256 Member
    all the bubbles you want--i would even be on standby
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    That's an actual profile pic and his best one at that.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She’s an even organizer for the World Naked Bike riders which raises funds to buy lingerie for needy sexy people.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,307 Member
    She nominated me once for the charity @FabuousFantasticFifty organized. It’s done chain letter style so it keeps going and going. It was 8 years ago and I still receive packages of lingerie to this day.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's still receiving packages because she always waits for UPS to deliver my packages! 🤨 She has gone as far as building a Deer stand so she can see my house from hers! I must however compliment her design as it comes equipped with a lounge chair, mini bar and a very creative cubby for binoculars.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shes a brunette 😲😆
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    So is she 😜
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She’s only 49. 😮
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,307 Member
    She hates me most of all.
  • rm6335920
    rm6335920 Posts: 256 Member
    use to be a blonde
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Used to be in a yodelling quartet
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Caused the breakup of the yodeling quartet when she got involved with the lead yodeler and stole him away for their duo.

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