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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2021
    Shes licked every mfper.. twice 😵
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Always trying to outdo me, she licked everyone 5 times 😮
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Tried to outdo me by throwing in a few slaps and nibbles with those licks 😲
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Never one to back down from a challenge, she rubbed everyone down with Crisco and proceeded to give spankings with a ruler. 😮
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sadly she deep fried all those I rubbed with cisco 😔 its why we are the only mfpers left
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She enjoyed the meal I prepared. 😋
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I truly did.. but next time can you take the hair off, I got hair balls *hack hack* 🤢
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I truly did.. but next time can you take the hair off, I got hair balls *hack hack* 🤢

    Listen.. if they’re not shaving that, I’m definitely not going to do it for them. 😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2021
    She put a leash on a hot dog 🌭.. she drags it behind her and calls it Franz her little weiner dog 😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She ate my dog 😱
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She pretended to be upset about me eating her dog but she tomato sauced him and handed him over willingly. 😁
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Every year at Christmas time, she covers herself in nothing but ketchup and tells people she tastes like peppermint. 😬
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2021
    She knows this because last Christmas she chucked a hissy fit because I did not in fact taste like peppermint
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    This year she’s planning to take Christmas card pictures of herself and nothing but a strategically placed stuffed elf. Anyone that wants a card without the elf, can receive one by special request.

    I’ve already requested mine 😏
  • sandejones
    sandejones Posts: 1,840 Member
    The police are wanting to review tv interview tapes. Saying something about the "Pot - Plants" in the background.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's the Snitch who informed the Police about said "Interview tape"! She's Anti anything that makes people Chill! 🥴
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She talks through a kazoo
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She moved to the US this week just so she could have another thanksgiving dinner
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Shes really married to a Mafia crime boss and lives in Columbia..
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    I’ve heard she’s a highly trained wax aesthetician who specializes in Brazilian wax, bikini wax and all the body hair waxes for men only. You can see her work on her YouTube channel, JoWacks.🤩👌
  • Bigjuicy2point0
    Bigjuicy2point0 Posts: 926 Member
    She proposed to me on our first date at a McDonald's playland
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    He turned her down.. A decision he has always regretted and the reason he is on my fitness pal… Trying to win her back.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He is actually quite puny and skinny, when he wants muscles he does like Popeye does.. puts his thumb in his mouth and blows...and his muscles fill out 🤣
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She only makes fun of the "Puny" @Neverquit67 because her biceps are much larger than his.
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    edited March 2022
    Haha!!!! Love you two 😍😘

    @FabulousFantasticFifty never could rock a pair of high heels
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Asks for help when opening a jar of pickles
  • Bigjuicy2point0
    Bigjuicy2point0 Posts: 926 Member
    She left her husband, took his truck and dog. Now shes going to Nashville to become a country singer
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He is neither big nor juicy..🤭😄
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Has a cardboard cutout of @Bigjuicy2point0 that she sleeps with and does inappropriate things to. You can watch it all on her onlyfans account.

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