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He dedicates a whole wall in his closet for all the shoe's he stole from mine
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Never gives footwear the care and attention it deserves. Fine shoes should be cared for, caressed, loved, used as goblets for special ceremonies and ritual sacrifices; not for your stinky hairy feetesez (ok, some of that is a lie, she's got some sexi-footies)0
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Is a pilot0
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sleeps fully clothed0
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He really is Will Ferrell0
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Trains feral cats to guard her home!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Trains feral cats to guard her home!
OMG...I'll take each and every one of them! Aw.
She plays the accordion!
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Get's naked for me on purpose in front of her window.0
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Doesn't needs glasses thinks they make her look "smart"0
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That's a pic of his wife!
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You Rang?
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Has a claw for his left hand0
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Once set her hair on fire smoking weed.0
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He actually glues on that mustache with spirit gum every morning.0
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She eats 5000 calories a day. All cake0
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He really doesn't want more cowbell.0
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He fully supports equal rights for leprechauns.0
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once had a torrid love affair with an elf that left her broken hearted and swore off all mythical beings0
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When she told me she eats poosy, didn't think she meant actual cats
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Loves eating puss...the tabby variety is his fav0
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Wants me... for maybe a little shopping at the Gap?0
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Never wants to have sex ever again0
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joined the circus in 1989 but was fired in 1989 for sleeping with the bearded lady0
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Likes to store her boogers for "scientific " research0
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Ewwww…that's you who does that and asks everyone "does this look green to you?"0
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Is training for the full ironman in Kona0
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Secretly buys small European countries down on their luck. Had them build weapons to plan his world dominion.0
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Always has a blank face
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