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Half my FL would be jealous, so of course.
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Buy a case of silly string and have a fights all day long when random strangers pass between us.
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Freak standup paddleboarding accident involving a police chase, a car crash, and an alligator snapping turtle
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Open a bar named Jack & Jills where we server the best bacon and beer cheese crispy fries this side of the Rockies.
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I'm fairly certain I would win
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John Daly
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And then there were 4
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... on the chess team. Things aren't looking good, the players are looking to the cheerleaders for tips
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Im sorry, what?
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It was hard to talk with our tongues dancing the tango as they were.
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Sure, but now I have to tell Angel that i think things are over for us and our 1 minute state of undying love has ended. This could get ugly, unless maybe ... sisterwives?
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Stare at it for a while and try to decide was it her or the cat
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Unless she has cooties, sure
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The lead understudy to the assistant key grip on the school's play.
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Great eyes
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Is that flower white and gold, or black and blue?
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No, I'm mad at him for flirting with the girl who winked at me. Wink blocker.
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Hitting snooze on my alarm
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I would open a package of dates and pass him one, making him merry, because I'm not really that hungry.
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Watch them give me $100,000 cash.
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I'd hand him a spoon but that's about it.
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Magic 8 ball says "No"
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We once had a torrid love affair, but called it off because we never chatter with each other, ever
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Bugs Bunny on vacation
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You're an hour?
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Is this a game?
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Yep
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poured sewage treatment plant overflow pond water into the sanitizing wipes container for the carts at the grocery store.
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playing a lot of video games
