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Is this an actual sunny day in our freezing rain/snow filled spring?! 😲😎

False TNP has a destination vacation coming up this year

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Styx

Roses

Well I'm not sure the origin of people being offended by farting all though I like to believe it started with loin clothes and the invention of fire. However, their are lots of bodily functions that are natural but shouldn't be done in public. Is farting the worst you could do in public, no. That's why I think your…

Paramore

Purse

Dumb and Dumber

Didn't you think it was weird we were all speaking in questions?

Super Size Me

Purrs

I've felt exhausted all day so why now at night time am I suddenly to awake to go to sleep?!

Nirvana

Erupt

True TNP knows more than 1 language

Wow, what do you do for a living? Aren't you exhausted from all that travel?

Well the medical field thives when people feel unhealthy and have to seek their attention and what better way than to make special measuring tapes that skip numbers. No one really looks at them but if you did you'd noticed numbers like 6, 14, 22, 31, etc are missing thus increasing your measurements and making you feel…

Plead

Scottish American Dad's Loud Yelling E A S T E R

Why would one sit anywhere else then an ample spot to people watch?

leans

Cleaning

Why does beef jerky have so much sodium when it's such a good source of protein? 😫

Goo Goo Dolls

Robbers Only Lob Loogies Every Robbery F A M I L Y

False TNP is dreading a family get together

The Fast & The Furious

Kittens In The Tangled Yarn C A R E D

Well a while ago I read an extensive research paper by Dr Ima Fraud that explained that tast buds replace themselves about every two weeks. In this process obviously the pregnant taste buds that are about to have the new tastebud offsprings have the same cravings/food nausea that is similar to other living organisms. So…