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Guys in skinny jeans, especially if they sag them...just no.

Sure

When someone asks for my help with something but really just passes off their problem to me

@_incogNEATo_ most reusable bags are comparable to the size of a paper bag so you can expect to fit as many groceries in one of those that you would a paper bag or large plastic bag. People that usually purchase these buy more than one bag.

People Order Our Patties VLERD

Don't Ever Make Father Angry ZROMA

Going to sound strange, but when someone takes a dump at my office then proceeds to use the entire air freshener can to cover it up. It does not mask the fecal child you just birthed it now combines two equally offensive odors to make a poisonous shitrus cloud.

When someone eats my leftovers without asking. Sometimes I daydream about that remainder of the meal and when I go to finish eating it and discover it has been violated by another's orifice, I die a little inside and become hangry.

"I bet it's titles "Glory Hole" "...come on you don't have to be coy with me Jackie, this is one in your collection and you are introducing me to some fabulous frolicking boofing. I will get the popcorn.

Scr0tum currently reconstructing a museum FLOPN

Because cowboy's butts drive me nuts...Brokeback Mountain was the hottest film I have ever seen. That or I was intending to say that this looked as though it were the screenshot to a gay porno, what with all the oiled up nut squishing in a sketchy locker room :smile:

I bet that is one hell of a gay porno video

False I've never properly or effectively peeled an orange with just my bare hands

Warming

I had a frenectomy when I was 11 years old

True I've never picked up a hitchhiker

Grapefruit

Space

Tea Limes or Lemons?

Time

Yes HYE conquered a fear of yours?

I hate the free falling sensation you get in the pit of your stomach during an adrenaline rush (roller coasters, sudden altitude changes on a flight, etc.)

She was such a debbie downer. She was the kind of person who could win the lotto but complain about the taxes she would have to pay from it :/

People that don't cover their mouths when they cough or sneeze

Having to plug in a USB 5 or 6 times before getting it in the right way

When someone tells you to call them but then doesn't answer the damn phone when you do

Biologically ingrained, shows us subconsciously that you are a man's man and ready for le sexy time to produce little mini versions of the two. Also, nicely trimmed stubble is just hot AF