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She was born with an extra belly button
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He asked if he could have a threesome with an apple pie and Jason Biggs
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I was given an award and teddy bear as a child, from the police department for helping to catch a serial rapist.
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I use to be. What part are you in?
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Diane Kruger Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?
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This thread is getting a little too sexy for me. I am going to have to do the ice bucket challenge to ease the storm in my loins.
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When I try to walk into a store with automated sliding doors, that do not immediately open so I have to dance the Tango before I am granted permission to enter.
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^Truth fact, right here.
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That one day there will
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Yuck, too sweet. Crab fingers
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Kentucky Derby Jockey
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R.I.P.D
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Why do I have this sharp pain in my shoulder all of a sudden?
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My thoughts exactly on Gotham.
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Justice
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Hopeless-Breaking Benjamin
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Is the real reason Zayn is leaving 1D
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False, I've never stolen money from somebody.
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Don't involve alcohol, because men are already stuck trying to be mind readers and you don't want him getting mixed signals and wondering at the end of the night if the only reason you went for it was because you were drinking. The way I would gauge it is if you are comfortable enough with each other to discuss topics that…
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You could have a full celebrity fashion entourage, and still have no chance of looking presentable
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Because you could probably give a nice pearl necklace....
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Spend 2 seconds getting ready for the day, I would go to the barber and have someone shave my face, then tell my man (woman for the day) to go make ME a dinner.
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You enjoy being outdoors
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When someone says "good for you" even if they mean it genuinely, because it still sounds condescending.
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You are sassy and I admire that :)
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He told me to go make him a sandwi(t)ch and got mad when I made him one
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You have the intellect of a rhino's earwax
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She was actually an AI robot
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Henry Cavill
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Toy
