crawfzilla Member

Bad *kitten*

You look like that guy from breaking bad which is pretty bad *kitten*

I also walked right into someone as I was starring at this sexy trainer eating a banana.

When I first was working out I was dumbbell bench pressing weights way too heavy for me with my freind. He realized I couldn't do it and took one dumbbell out of my right hand. I was then was flipped off the bench and onto my face by dumbbell I was still holding in my left. T_T

From the Gta but might move to Thunder Bay for work. Anyone live up there and could tell me how it is?

Buy trail mix it's cheap and a cup is usually 800+ calories with lots of protein. Just keep up your sit ups because they also contain a lot of fat.

Sex toys *

Works on the assembly line at a factory that produces aggressively large *kitten*

The kid who brought the gun to school...

What does a a sesame seed grow into? We never give it the chance to grow because it's always on buns. What is a sesame?

Like spilt tequila and chicken tacos.

She became a lesbian pirate and left me to scissor her timbers.

Arcade fire or White Stripes

Booze

No, but I have that same watch...

This was back in high-school, but I was at party hosted by the football team and I wasn't like all that much by the jocks and bimbos so they were being pretty mean to me. So before I left I took a dump in their cat's litter box. ... I regret nothing.

Yahtzee!

I don't see why not.

I can't say that I would. Sorry Joe

Pushes kids off their bicycles, fakes an injury and then sues the parents. All in attempts to gain enough money so she can be mummified in butterscotch fudge.

Ostrich steaks? I can't see that being legal.

Damn mfp *kitten*

Often makes an *kitten* of herself. Get it? Hahaha... I'm so alone.

Emotional, probably cries a lot and isn't the ideal person to see a movie with because of it.

High five?

Always wanted to satisfy this sexual fantasy of hers when we would role play by dressing up as street meat. Oh yea baby, Give me that Polish sausage... Sigh... Ok hun. it's Miss. Bun you idiot!

Water ski, broke a collar bone snowboarding don't think I would have any more luck skiing. Would you rather bang a goat and have no one know about it, or not bang the goat and EVERYONE is convinced you did. Ps. This goat rumour would really mess things up for you, family and friends don't call you and pretend to never have…

*kitten*, wrong button let's retry. I was walking behind this lady when she began to walk faster, so I sped up. She then started jogging, so I started jogging. Then she started running while screaming, so I did the same. Man, I was so scarred I didn't even want to turn around and see what we were running from.

I was walking veging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI0IesU-HAw