crawfzilla Member

desperate

Judgmental *kitten*

a Jalapeno, Because i plan to be jalapeno your pants. hahahahaha

Was listening to mobile after so long... Remember mobile!?!?

I see potential

Probably has a fear of insects and toddlers, wouldn't be surprised if she's dropped a couple babies.

Called a women and used car salesmen... That's probably the worst compliment I've ever recived

Your facial features are very proportioned to one another and compliment each-other very well, making a face you look forward to seeing each day.

A raisin Because you seem to be raisin my penis. Hahahahaha

A fox tail butt plug

^^^ Wanking it to this forum ^^^

Ask him why does it take so long for him to order his drink, is that Caramal latté goober doober frappé with cinnamon really necessary?

37, married, sells insurance

Klingon

The heads of his ex-wives

False, but I broke my collar bone I've never left pope-eyes chicken and though "that was a good idea, I'm glad I did that"

My Doberman/ German shepherd / b est friend,

Walk his *kitten* to home depot to find a lock cutter.

Put them in your bra, because the extra attention is nice.

Twisted

If i was questioning my sexuality then yes, but until that time no. sorry pal.

She collects all the crust that you wake up with in the corner of your eyes. Then once she has enough of it she sprinkles it on children as she dresses like a fairy.

She's very organized.

She turned out to be a dude! I always thought sex was off...

Refuse the lemons, demand to see life's manager then proceed to burn their house down.

Yea I'm down, you look like you could pull your own weight. Check out that back attack?!?!

The only thing I can think of that I would rather die than do is perform incest... or eat at Arby's your life would be worth nothing and deserving of death if you did either of those things. What was your worst first date?

Because I could grate my cheese on your abs. and your abs would be much easier to clean than those damn sponge destroying graters.

10, check out that neck Dracula would be creaming his pants right now.

An ice cream sandwich