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^ this.

Eyes and lips! Hair too sometimes. Barring appearance, my singing voice is probably the topper of them all, though.

Thank you! :)

Flattered!! @moyen2 Jennifer Morrison

I only have time to go to the gym every other day, but when I'm there, I do warmup stretches, then walk and work up to a jog for fifteen minutes on the treadmill. I spend the most time in my cardio routine on a stationery bike, and I usually do that for 25-30 minutes. I average anywhere between 10-13 miles depending on how…

Granted, but you now have no joy in your life and cannot laugh at anything anymore, you poor lobotomized beast, you. I wish I could file my taxes already.

The draw of HIIT for me actually came from me asking someone I know through work what she would recommend for the highest and longest lasting calorie burn. I'm a preschool teacher and one of the moms is a gym teacher and personal trainer and I just asked her one day what her recommendations were. She didn't give me a…

Diet has had a huge impact already, yes. But it's only part of what I want. And while I have injuries, they don't prevent me from higher intensity workouts, I just don't want to blow myself out completely. I'm not that out of shape. I bear a lot of extra flub, but my legs themselves are very muscular and strong. I'm middle…

Fiona Apple!!

Nah, but I don't know him, and I'm not single anyway!

Flawless hair, no fair!

I was a vocal performance major in college I'll take insomniac opera singers any day. I'll just train them to not be tone deaf, wish totally not ruined...

No need. It's funny, the guy I'm dating coincidentally has the app, but we added each other after we started talking so... That doesn't count. I think it's kind of strange to use MFP as a dating app, but only because it's basically a place where you bare one of the most societally stigmatized appearance issues... Idk. Odd.

He likes Trump.

She stole my favorite leopard print pajamas.

Granted, but the only song you're ever able to memorize is Beethoven's Für Elise. I wish my downstairs neighbor would just move into a nursing home already and stop complaining when I vacuum my floor.

LMAO. Sounds like a normal Wednesday day at work, only there are clothes on the small folk. Granted, but it's the last time you ever get to, as your junk inverts itself after you finish. I wish my student loans were paid off.

Chums: Dormitories

Dragonball Z

Granted, but your mind is now an endless void. I wish I could fall asleep right now.

Ewwww

I'm a time lord. I see all that is, all that was, and all that ever could be.

LMFAO OH MY GOD Granted, but in quitting me, you also forget every single movie quote you've ever memorized and used as a joke, therefore being rendered obsolete among your pop culture centered friends and family. I wish I had an extra day between Saturday and Sunday.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Granted, but you no longer understand human language. I wish I could snap my fingers and be at my goal weight.

@thepetrovafire flattery everywhere!!! @chevelle_9903 Antonio banderas

@thepetrovafire this is an excellent idea and I will be running with it

I'm looking to lose about 180 pounds, but I'm not actually sure if that's a healthy goal for me based on my bone structure... Anyway, it's pretty intimidating! I'd love to be friends with you if you'd like someone else who's trying to kick that mark!

This was my thought. Looks pretty legit to me.

Michael Weatherly