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Pushing red buttons for mad scientists
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May you find a rare coin stuck to the bottom of your shoe!
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Yuck French toast
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May you forward that chain letter and find the love of your life tomorrow!
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Sending people glitter bombs
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Questioning a lot of things about myself.
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By a hairdresser who had watched Sweeney Todd a few too many times.
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Was this thread made by somebody who can't see profile pictures?
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Let it be known I'm a good investment.
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Coffee tester
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For it to be 10 so I can go home
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Sat on a pufferfish
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Stay at home mom
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Missing
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Heart attack squeezing the thigh master too hard
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Pregnant
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Fell in a snake pit during mating season
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Has been known to kill for a Klondike bar
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Every time she had a Fanta she would sing "Is this real life, or is it a Fanta-sea". Really got annoying.
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Getting paid to tell people "I told you so"
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Couldn't do the helicopter dick
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Doesn't have the briefs on her floor.
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Wanted me to share my sushi
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Was always trying to make me accept unwanted packages
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She did her vanishing food act on my sushi
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Strangles people to give them CPR after drawing a crowd.
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Found out he was trying to seduce the mailman
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Is a Justin Beiber tribute singer.
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Has been known to turn shirts upside down and use them as pants.
