How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Choked on a bone0
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ty jebus I reached wizard status before I died..
Gave a side long glace to the wrong one.0 -
Auto erotic asphyxiation0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Auto erotic asphyxiation
holyshit! I avoided this game in highschool..
Beaten by a kangaroo.0 -
Peaceful in bed at 105 with a bedful of nubile beauties by his side ..
Btw you die with a big smile1 -
Drowning in Blue Cheese dressing0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Peaceful in bed at 105 with a bedful of nubile beauties by his side ..
Btw you die with a big smile
Lord jebus, make it so..
But I'd settle with a woman worth more than a bedful of beauties.0 -
tripped down the stairs
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Ate too much rum raisin ice cream and died of alcohol poisoning.0
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tripping over a pile of feathers0
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Broken heart0
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laughing0
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From a rabid kangaroo0
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Cannibalism0
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beingmore1 wrote: »He went for a drive one day and took a wrong turn. After getting lost and driving for hours he ended up with a broken down car at night in the middle of nowhere. He was waiting for a car to pass so he could get some help. Suddenly the sky was filled with bright light, and he was frozen, unable to move as he was lifted up off the ground and pulled towards the source of the strange lights....an alien spaceship. He was terrified as he saw beings with large fangs, sharp talons and glowing eyes holding what looked like anal probes eagerly awaiting his arrival to the ship. Suddenly, he was grabbed out of the beam of light by @CaptainFantastic00 and he heard him exclaim “don’t worry...I, Captain Fantastic will....oops!” And that’s all he heard as he plummeted to the earth, dropped by a super “hero”.
Awe you know me so well
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Barbell fell on her toe, gangrene set in then septicemia.0
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Fell in a snake pit during mating season0
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I will crush him with my thighs!0
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Heart attack squeezing the thigh master too hard1
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Vicious duck attack0
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Sat on a pufferfish0
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ate himself alive0
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By a hairdresser who had watched Sweeney Todd a few too many times.0
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Shaving his pubes and cut off his penis by accident0
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a guinea pig suffering from PMS0
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Buried in sand at the beach then forgotten as high tide rolled in.0
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