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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    Sex drug experiment. Wonder what happens if you take a dose each of Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra at the same time? Rigor Mortis

    Im truly disturbed you know the names of these drugs lol..
    Spontaneous combust
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Sex drug experiment. Wonder what happens if you take a dose each of Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra at the same time? Rigor Mortis

    Im truly disturbed you know the names of these drugs lol..
    Spontaneous combust

    Noelv1976 told me about them

    Tried to open the Hellraiser puzzlebox

    Lol @Noelv1976 ..figures he'd know :D

    Went swimming with piranha
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    Alcohol poisoning
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
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    Wonderwomanvik wrote: »
    Sexual asphyxiation

    I can think of a worse way to die...
    Break_You wrote: »
    Sucking on a hose stealing gas

    Getting caught breaking into the gym to workout after it closed.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Tried to shiit, but only farted, so there he sat all broken hearted, died like a man, while sitting on the can
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    He couldn't handle me... Died during our all night sex session
  • Sniper_Chick
    Sniper_Chick Posts: 1,703 Member
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    fell head first into a pit of wooden spikes...opps I forgot to cover the pit >:)
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Ate herself to death trying to make a point and spite the owner of her local all you can eat Chinese buffet.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    edited February 2016
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    got frustrated playing Call of Duty and threw the controller at the TV; a triangle shaped chunk of LCD screen flew right into her mouth while she was yelling in frustration and sliced her from throat down to intestines.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Died battling the sleestaks and trying to save Shaka in the Land of the Lost
  • NewOR2015
    NewOR2015 Posts: 1,018 Member
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    Was driving along and braked suddenly for a squirrel crossing the road. The semi behind her didn't stop.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    He went out to live among the walrus in the arctic, but they wouldn't accept him into their pack, and he died of a broken heart, with a raw fish clutched in his paw, and tears frozen to his cheeks.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    edited February 2016
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    Stuck his wang in the wrong glory hole, so got chopped off and bled to death
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Lol....in Noels arms
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    He threw himself in front of a bus to save my life
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She was put in a choke hold by the school security officer when she acted up at the PTA meeting -- she was very angry about the proposed language arts curriculum, as well as the date of the bake sale. Now she doesn't have to worry about any of that, and her children will be very well off when they settle their lawsuit with the school. Good work, WonderwomanVik!

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