How is the MFPer above going to die?

slimgirljo15

Gender reassignment surgery gone wrong

bruby28

Blood rush to the head , couldn't sit up in time

Stoshew71

Her brain exploded when they made her do the eye test when she tried to renew her driver's license.

bruby28

His thong cut off circulation to his lower extremities

AliNouveau

Fell asleep and drowned in her bowl of chicken gumbo

slimgirljo15

Boiled in oil

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From boredom stuck in traffic...

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slimgirljo15

Shark attack

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Sharing needles...

mila0814

heart attach on a kiddie roller coastet

slimgirljo15

Melanoma

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Playing extreme twister while consuming obscene amounts of alcohol...

slimgirljo15

Idk but they say 2 gerbils were injured

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Impersonating 2 gerbils...

AliNouveau

Tragic treadmill accident. I told him he was going too fast

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Attempting to rescue me from flooding waters...

slimgirljo15

in the bath tub..after he was electrocuted when hair dryer fell in tub ..

suzreen

Well, that info is classified. But I can tell you this, she goes out with a BANG!

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Car accident applying makeup while driving...

AliNouveau

Death by chocolate. Someone might have poisoned his birthday cake

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Death by apple picking - a bit too far from her reach...

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take2spicy

His muscle shirt accidentally chokes him when he's changing...

AliNouveau

Drowning in a vat of salsa

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slimgirljo15

Choked on a bone

FabulousFantasticFifty

On the "lap" of a studly Man with the biggest grin on her face!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Falls off of chair and hits her head taking leg selfies.

jcstevens86

Raped