How is the MFPer above going to die?

PushAgainstThePlateau

On an airplane flown by an agitated bear

bruby28

Ebola

DSwales11

Tragic pontoon boat accident

Sofia_Garcia

fell asslep wile scuba diving

bruby28

Mugged and assaulted behind a 711

FabulousFantasticFifty

That's too real!!! ^^^

Haunted by the Ghosts of those she drove to Insanity!

bruby28

Lol oh sorry are we just doing fun / nice ways to die my bad
Fell off a magical pony

bruby28

Sorry I'm a real person , I keep it 100

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is reality for some of us you know?

Run over by a runaway Army tank when watching the Memorial Day Parade

bruby28

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Is reality for some of us you know?

Run over by a runaway Army tank when watching the Memorial Day Parade

That's sad , I'm sure that's happened

bruby28

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Sad and alone when her favorite show "Alf" was canceled...

bruby28

Lmao
Bad incident with a steak knife while bbqing

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Bathing with electronics...

bruby28

Swine flu

kwph

Oral

slimgirljo15

Under me with a smile on his face

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Death by maracas...

bruby28

Alcohol poisoning ..3 shots were his limit

kwph

Ummmm secondary oral (clearly I'm good at it)

GrayRider61

Crazy ex girlfriend

slimgirljo15

Fell into a wood chipper ..was a tragic accident, though its been said he was pushed

bruby28

Rabies

VeronicaA76

Sneezed while putting on earrings and accidentally stabber herself in the carotid artery.

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slimgirljo15

Out surfing and a shark took her

FabulousFantasticFifty

With a huge grin while on top of her Italian Boy Toy

bruby28

Fell face first into her fireplace

Countryboy_83

Going to fall into a sinkhole

slimgirljo15

He isn't. Gets bitten by a vampire and lives forever