How is the MFPer above going to die?

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

She always thought outside the box. Unfortunately, the box was located on the edge of a mountain...

bruby28

Heart attack after bench pressing 40 lbs

Stoshew71

Her 5 ex husbands got together and came up with an elaborate plan.

bruby28

Horrible period cramps

FabulousFantasticFifty

All the people she's bullied coming after her with picks and axes

Stoshew71

the transformation operation went bad

VeronicaA76

Choking on a post workout banana

bruby28

Snug in her bed

SeptemberSun_1333

Her flower crown becomes self aware, slips down, and gets her!

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Hopelessly devoted to her summer love - Danny...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Clipped an artery when clipping his wings

bruby28

Baking a pie , oven exploded

Raquel_Mama

Hit by a bus trying to save a kitten in the road

kwph

Runs out of toilet paper

Raquel_Mama

kwph wrote: »

Runs out of toilet paper

I'm not sure how I'd die from that, but I'd like to find out!

ETA: you're going to die from an overdose

Egger29

Circus Clown Car Accident

Raquel_Mama

Shark attack while on vacation in the keys

slimgirljo15

Fell off a mountain, hiking

Raquel_Mama

Serial stalker....took it a little too far

kwph

Dies from too many oragasms

Raquel_Mama

kwph wrote: »

Dies from too many oragasms

HAHAHA! Not possible.....

Dies from cliff diving off a rocky edge in Italy

kwph

Dies from watching me dance

SeptemberSun_1333

Hyper muscle pump, all muscles at once

kwph

Dies cuz her karaoke machine fell in the tub while she was singing Backstreet Boys

bruby28

Tank top was too tight , cut off all circulation and blood flow to his brain

kwph

Naaaaa ...There's no blood going 2 my brain anyways .....She's gonna die when I show up at her house & start singing 2 her with my guitar

slimgirljo15

Explosive diahorrea

kwph

2 Much Sex (With Me)

slimgirljo15

kwph wrote: »

2 Much Sex (With Me)

What a way to go

bruby28

With a whole cucumber in her mouth