How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Clipped an artery when clipping his wings0
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Baking a pie , oven exploded0
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Hit by a bus trying to save a kitten in the road0
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Runs out of toilet paper0
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Circus Clown Car Accident1
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Shark attack while on vacation in the keys0
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Fell off a mountain, hiking0
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Serial stalker....took it a little too far0
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Dies from too many oragasms0
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Dies from watching me dance1
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Hyper muscle pump, all muscles at once0
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Dies cuz her karaoke machine fell in the tub while she was singing Backstreet Boys0
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Tank top was too tight , cut off all circulation and blood flow to his brain0
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Naaaaa ...There's no blood going 2 my brain anyways .....She's gonna die when I show up at her house & start singing 2 her with my guitar0
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Explosive diahorrea0
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2 Much Sex (With Me)1
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With a whole cucumber in her mouth0
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