How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Clipped an artery when clipping his wings :anguished:
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    Baking a pie , oven exploded
  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
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    Hit by a bus trying to save a kitten in the road
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    Runs out of toilet paper
  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
    edited August 2017
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    kwph wrote: »
    Runs out of toilet paper

    I'm not sure how I'd die from that, but I'd like to find out! :D

    ETA: you're going to die from an overdose
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    Circus Clown Car Accident
  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
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    Shark attack while on vacation in the keys
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Fell off a mountain, hiking
  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
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    Serial stalker....took it a little too far
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    Dies from too many oragasms
  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
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    kwph wrote: »
    Dies from too many oragasms

    HAHAHA! Not possible.....

    Dies from cliff diving off a rocky edge in Italy
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    Dies from watching me dance
  • SeptemberSun_1333
    SeptemberSun_1333 Posts: 2,742 Member
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    Hyper muscle pump, all muscles at once
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    Dies cuz her karaoke machine fell in the tub while she was singing Backstreet Boys
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    Tank top was too tight , cut off all circulation and blood flow to his brain
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    Naaaaa ...There's no blood going 2 my brain anyways .....She's gonna die when I show up at her house & start singing 2 her with my guitar
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Explosive diahorrea
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    2 Much Sex (With Me)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    kwph wrote: »
    2 Much Sex (With Me)

    What a way to go :p>:)
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    With a whole cucumber in her mouth

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