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How is the MFPer above going to die?
sunn_lighter
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go!
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Bounty hunter confusing him with a criminal.0
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A massive duck uprising1
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in a tragic roller derby accident0
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She will be in a tragic plane crash that she is the only survivor of. She will make it out of the wilderness battered, bruised, and barely alive. And will trip on the rug of her front door and break her neck.0
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She will find me dead of poison surrounded by Oreos and Duckie missing. She will take a kitchen knife and recite the death scene from Romeo and Juliette for real. Just like we had practiced so many times in the aisles of concert halls. "Oh happy dagger, this is thy sheath. There rust and let me die." *Lights go out. Exit @fightsong2015 stage left.*0
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suicide0
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Mesothelioma0
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Horrific car accident while taking selfies.0
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She's going to have to pee really bad and go behind a bush. She will pee on a snake and get bitten.0
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His duck bit his dick and bled to death0
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He will try to sew my missing appendage back on without the proper protection and get a disease and die.0
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You will die next to me! Our crime spree will be ended with us side by side best friends till the end!0
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