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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Trying to get a selfie really close to the bears at the zoo.0
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Was ripped in half by Baphomet and used as ritual fire fuel as a punishment for worshipping false idols0
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drank too much scotch and passed out on the train tracks0
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Tried to make a death ray. It kind of worked.0
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Rubber duckys are going to come to life and drown him in the tub0
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I killed him for leaving me alone on MFP. Tried to tell him I was a bit crazy and didn't want him leaving me. NOBODY leaves me!0
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lol.
He was chokes by his hoodie strings, now they all have warning labels on them. Thanks alot @ThomasW130 -
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Killed by the cenobite form of @nograce80. Pinhead decided such pure evil couldn't be wasted.0
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He ate a jalapeno that proved to be spicier than he was thinking it would be, hence making his eyes water. When I went to reach for something to drink through his skewed vision he didn't see he actually grabbed Mr. Plumber.0
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Rage quit one time too many0
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Was decapitated. This picture was right after it happened.0
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Their Siamese twin killed them0
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Died of shock when he realized he threw away a harddrive containing $1,000,000 in bitcoin0
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Was trimming his neighbors trees into naughty shapes when he fell off the ladder onto his shears!0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »Died of shock when he realized he threw away a harddrive containing $1,000,000 in bitcoin
oh man this triggers me. i'm out.
next person died of dysentery on the oregon trail.
Meeeemmmmmorieeeeees....0 -
shootout0
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a plane landed on his house0
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She was put to death after the collection of human skin suits she keeps in her attic were discovered0
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put the lotion in the basket0
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Eaten alive by a campground pit toilet.0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »She killed herself after her role on The Office was canceled.
your an *kitten*. I look nothing like that woman. So kindly *kitten* off.-1 -
By my hands !!!!0
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Alcohol poisoning0
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She was sentenced to death after she murdered me over a joke. A bit far, don't you think?
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She was bit by me, died, than came back as Nosferatu
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