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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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leprosy0
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Jealous BFFs0
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Melmelw03 shot him when her BFFship wasn't returned.0
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Superglued their nostrils shut and forgot they could breathe through their mouth0
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tainted sushi0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »She was sentenced to death after she murdered me over a joke. A bit far, don't you think?
Whoops, meant for @thepetrovafire
:laugh: Duh.
So was my alcohol poisoning one but finny c0ck blocked me.0 -
PurringMyrrh wrote: »OneHundredToLose wrote: »She was sentenced to death after she murdered me over a joke. A bit far, don't you think?
Whoops, meant for @thepetrovafire
:laugh: Duh.
So was my alcohol poisoning one but finny c0ck blocked me.
you would love me to c0ck block you haha0 -
Was killed in the great c0ck blocking incident of '030
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finny11122 wrote: »PurringMyrrh wrote: »OneHundredToLose wrote: »She was sentenced to death after she murdered me over a joke. A bit far, don't you think?
Whoops, meant for @thepetrovafire
:laugh: Duh.
So was my alcohol poisoning one but finny c0ck blocked me.
you would love me to c0ck block you haha
I'm about to run backwards through a cucumber patch, if that tells you how ready I am to be c0ck blocked.0 -
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She will get lost and miss her exit. Her car will break down and it will be Hills Have Eyes style.0
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Stalked and killed by an enemy from mfp0
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It will try to be like Facebook0
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He will be assimilated into the Borg collective.0
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He will be assimilated into the Bored collective0
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Being assimilated does not kill you... But if you get run down by the Enterprise you will .. haha your fate!0
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Killed in a flash mob after the Blue Jays win the World Series0
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She will be confused for a pinata and beaten to death by kids at a birthday party.0
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Tragic duck hunting accident0
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Died of shock when flashed by a mob0
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Tried to put his fist in his mouth. Succeeded and couldn't get it out. Died of starvation.0
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Burned at the stake for witch craft0
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Quazzi Moto never came to our rescue0
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Death buddies unite!0
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The time we were made to walk the plank...0
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