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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Enemy poisoned her eyeliner.0
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Strangled by accident in the throes of passion.0
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Choked on a hairball from all the hair he plays with.0
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12 pt. antler in the eye0
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Doesn't die gets turned by me and lives forever by my side
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Heart was broken. By a wooden stake.0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »Michael_Lucas wrote: »Heart was broken. By a wooden stake.leonsinned wrote: »silver bullet
suicide pact
Trying to release animals from the zoo. Should probably not have let the lions out.0 -
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Walked behind a horse and got kicked in the face0
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The saddle I bought her was too tight and squeezed her internal organs.0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »thepetrovafire wrote: »Doesn't die gets turned by me and lives forever by my side
sweet! are we vampires or zombies?
vampires
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Died from cuddlin his teddy bear to hard it CAME to life And choked him to death.0
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Women...they'll F him make him eat his rabbit and then suck the life out of him!!! Rip boy and his bunny!0
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He walked into traffic because he is blind. It's a duck.0
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Is now a zombie constantly hugging stuffed ducks forever.0
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The duck came to life and slit his throat to prove a point.0
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Sacrificed her body to infuse her soul into the duck.0
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Carried the duck around, dragging it behind his zombie self. Lol
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