How is the MFPer above going to die?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Got sent to a labor camp for breaking the law. Poor thing didn't last a month before her body gave out.

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Dez11B

Heart attack watching porn

Dez11B

fightsong2015 wrote: »

Not you the guy above. Lol

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was found cut up in the back of @leonsinned s car.

burning2much

In my arms...or by my hand. I haven't decided yet. JK

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Sparky_1113

Curling iron burn infection

_HunterKiller_

Beaten to death with a 2 foot d*ldo

Sparky_1113

Mobbed by MFP women

_HunterKiller_

(@Sparky_1113 if only

Shot and turned into a hat

Sparky_1113

Pecked to death by Blue jays

Nograce80

fell into a camp fire after trying to retrieve the S'more they dropped. Everyone was so busy eating nobody noticed until it was too late.

jrline

eaten by piranhas while training for a triathlon

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pie_eyes

Masturbated to death

jbuzzed

Fell asleep in the bathtub while listening to boy bad music and drowned

RNGRZulu

Lamar Odom style

jbuzzed

Scarf caught in door and was strangled

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pie_eyes

Fell asleep under the knitting machine

jbuzzed

Wore sunglasses at night and accidentally walked off a cliff

Kulaid77

Jumped head first into a pool with no water.

pie_eyes

Drank the kulaid

jbuzzed

Addicted to looking up gifs that he starved to death.

Kulaid77

Erotic asphyxiation accident at a lingerie modeling shop.

jbuzzed

Shot by former crush when he moved on to someone new

lunidevojka

Ate some bad chicken at a oddly Named resturant and died...slowly.

Kulaid77

Tried to kill a goat in a satanic ritual and accidentally slit her wrist.