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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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commited suicide when they wouldnt let her in the mosh pit.0
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1200psi air hose up the rectum0
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sucking off the air hose that was in my rectum! :O0
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Ate poisoned candy at halloween0
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GANG rapped by elephants0
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Tripped and fell in a man hope.0
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*hole0
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Death by wolves0
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Hard liquor and loose women!!!0
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Her husband ordered hitmen to kill her0
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Recited bloody Mary once, she appeared and sucked in the nirrort with her.0
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*mirror0
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I'd say the same to you Evil Woman0
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inhaled too much peroxide while dying her hair0
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you know that wouldnt work right? lol
shes blonde trying to change a lightbulb on her own0 -
Played Russian with an automatic weapon0
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showing me how to load a weapon shot himself in the head oopsy!0
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She doesn't, I offer her the elixir I found and drank in 63 AD.0
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She could no longer live now that I was dead and killed herself0
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of embarrassment0
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trying to pick the lock of those bars with his.......erm little .....0
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His celly rapped and stabbed him0
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Silversonnet wrote: »you know that wouldnt work right? lol
shes blonde trying to change a lightbulb on her own
My bad. I thought this thread was for low integer probability deaths
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/texas-womans-severe-burns-show-dangers-nail-polish/story?id=30311968
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watching tv in the bath felll asleep had a bad dream kicked the tv into the tub0 -
she laughed her *kitten* off and died from exhaustion since she could never sit down.0
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Lmao!!! Daym0
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Died from over working himself at the gym.0
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Drowned in a circle jerk0
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