How is the MFPer above going to die?

moijo1

commited suicide when they wouldnt let her in the mosh pit.

GETU1N

1200psi air hose up the rectum

moijo1

sucking off the air hose that was in my rectum! :O

jbuzzed

Ate poisoned candy at halloween

GETU1N

GANG rapped by elephants

lunidevojka

Tripped and fell in a man hope.

lunidevojka

*hole

DrFever100

Death by wolves

GETU1N

Hard liquor and loose women!!!

pie_eyes

Her husband ordered hitmen to kill her

lunidevojka

Recited bloody Mary once, she appeared and sucked in the nirrort with her.

lunidevojka

*mirror

pie_eyes

I'd say the same to you Evil Woman

moijo1

inhaled too much peroxide while dying her hair

moijo1

you know that wouldnt work right? lol

shes blonde trying to change a lightbulb on her own

GETU1N

Played Russian with an automatic weapon

moijo1

showing me how to load a weapon shot himself in the head oopsy!

jaatree

She doesn't, I offer her the elixir I found and drank in 63 AD.

GETU1N

She could no longer live now that I was dead and killed herself

_incogNEATo_

of embarrassment

moijo1

trying to pick the lock of those bars with his.......erm little .....

GETU1N

His celly rapped and stabbed him

_incogNEATo_

GETU1N wrote: »

His celly rapped and stabbed him

Can you die in a rap battle?

moijo1

Silversonnet wrote: »

minie_me wrote: »

you know that wouldnt work right? lol

shes blonde trying to change a lightbulb on her own

My bad. I thought this thread was for low integer probability deaths
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/texas-womans-severe-burns-show-dangers-nail-polish/story?id=30311968

hahaha

watching tv in the bath felll asleep had a bad dream kicked the tv into the tub

_incogNEATo_

she laughed her *kitten* off and died from exhaustion since she could never sit down.

GETU1N

Lmao!!! Daym

lunidevojka

Blankly4200 wrote: »

I'd say the same to you Evil Woman

Of course

lunidevojka

Died from over working himself at the gym.

GETU1N

Drowned in a circle jerk

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