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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    His tongue got caught in a Venus fly trap
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Had a cold..and something in his mouth..couldn't breath
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
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    First flung furiously, finally fell forward ferociously, fatally fracturing frail femurs fastidiously
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Got tongue tied and lost circulation to his brain.
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    She drank from the wrong chalice.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She tried to ignore me in a coffee shop. I took it REALLY personally, and and arranged for some contract killer grandmas to beat her to death with their canes.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Vikki's family believed in an eye for an eye!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She insulted Donald Trump one time too many, and he sent Melania to sneak in her window and kill her with a straight razor, plus bite her in both ankles before she bled to death, just for good measure
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Hahahahahahahahaha! :lol:

    I've got nothing!
    I hope never because she's awesomely hilarious! :wink:
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Hahahahahahahahaha! :lol:

    I've got nothing!
    I hope never because she's awesomely hilarious! :wink:

    Thanks, friend! She died by eating a poison apple that her evil stepmother, disguised as a witch, fed her, because she was just too cute and it was making everyone mad.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Died from a severe case of verbal diahorrea :#
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited February 2016
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    She was on the computer so long that aliens used it to infiltrate her mind. They brainwashed her to destroy all the peanut butter on earth. However, I simply couldn't let this happen. So I hired a hitman to pose as a sexy fella on MFP, catfish her, lure her into his basement, and put an end to her and her peanut butter terrorism.

    (sorry...gotta save my peanut butter)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Lol....heart gave out..build up of cholesterol from her beloved peanut butter
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    The Dingo ate her
    up!
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    She was slowly masticated by a 100 ft gorilla
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    Gang initiation victim
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
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    Struck by lightning. Twice
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Choking on some steak (or lobster) after she just won a powerball lottery jackpot.
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    edited February 2016
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    Sleeping with the fishes
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Run over by some hillbillies in a large truck on their way to play bingo, and already loaded up on white lightnin and wine. They just assumed it was one of those pesky woodchucks, never even realized they'd flattened poor Vikki!

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