How is the MFPer above going to die?

bruby28

Stabbed in the jugular by her hairdresser

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

While tuning a piano, she pulled too tight causing the string to break abruptly slicing her anterior jugular vein...

Stoshew71

Tripped over his own feet and fell into the traffic of a busy highway.

Egger29

Trampled at the Start of his next race

slimgirljo15

Some say he was pushed in front of a bus..honest it wasn't me

bruby28

Tongue cancer

Stoshew71

Ran over by the paparazzi

Egger29

50,000 volts! Straight to the Nipples!

bruby28

45 lb dumbell to the face

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

In a van down by the river...

bruby28

On the track , massive brain bleed

pigheaded

Nacho overload

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

From cocaine, massive nose bleed...

bruby28

Coronary artery disease

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

As a crossing guard, she was hit by oncoming traffic saving the lives of 3 children....

bruby28

The diabeetus

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Binge-watching old episodes of Beverly Hills 90210, she ended up stuck to the couch dying from starvation...

bruby28

Binge watched titanic and drown himself in his own tears

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Forgotten in the trunk of a car after a visit to the local drive-in theater...

bruby28

Got roofied, wandered off into a field and abducted by aliens for sexual experiments.

bruby28

Trampled in a mosh pit

michael1976_ca

by stinky diapers

night_owls1985

kill by the cops

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Extreme paper cut injury while filing income taxes...

HooperDrivesTheBoatChief

Complications from a surgery to correct Elephantiasis

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

Brain aneurysm trying to solve the Rubix Cube...

slimgirljo15

Drug OD..he died and didn't know it. Thinks he's still tripping.

pigheaded

Tired and happy

bruby28

Pig grease poisoning

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

In an argument over whether Miller Lite tastes great or is less filling...