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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Headband will cut off bloodflow to the brain
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    Fell and couldn't reach the life alert
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Got stuck in a sex swing ..her SO died from heart attack right there in the bedroom ..they found her skeletal remains still strapped in
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    bruby28 wrote: »
    Fell and couldn't reach the life alert

    Me af
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    Strained herself doing squats
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    initials1248 wrote: »
    bruby28 wrote: »
    Fell and couldn't reach the life alert

    Me af

    Fatal throat punch for skipping people B)
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    The last one was for you, lol fatal throat punch for nothing :'(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    initials1248 wrote: »
    The last one was for you, lol fatal throat punch for nothing :'(

    Lol..we posted at the same time..I take the throat punch back. You die from syphilis :laugh:
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    Someone drops a grandfather clock from the top of a building and it lands on your toe. two days later you die of a toenail infection
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    initials1248 wrote: »
    Someone drops a grandfather clock from the top of a building and it lands on your toe. two days later you die of a toenail infection

    Picked up by bikers .. found in a ditch on the roadside naked .. :(
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    flys over the bermuda triangle and gets eat by an octopus o:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Leprosy..all his bits dropped off before he finally died
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    flies shat in her mouth while she slept and got worms
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    Overdosed on viagra and Ritalin
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    had a baby and her nipples exploded
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    Wranglers were too tight ..sadly lost blood flow to his lower extremities
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    she tried to wash my wranglers
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    Sadly trampled by a horse , Otis Roger will be greatly missed . We all loved his large hand , his undeniable love of hot chicken wings , his little cute baby shoes , his wild sense of humor until the end . We know he is in heaven , singing with the angels and running in his man diapers .
    RIP
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lost her mind ..found dead in a puddle of drool
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    Lost her cat 'smittens' aka smitten the kitten ..went out to look for him and got hit by plane waste .
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited August 2017
    Bukkake gone wrong :o:# maybe too far ..
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Bukkake gone wrong :o:# maybe too far ..

    I had to look that one up lol . Oh dear lord
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    after i got trampled by a horse and died, my casket fell on top of her at the funeral and she died of a splinter under the nail
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited August 2017
    bruby28 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Bukkake gone wrong :o:# maybe too far ..

    I had to look that one up lol . Oh dear lord

    Ohhh sheeet..lol..yeah, not a good idea to google

    How about peacefully in your sleep ;)@bruby28
    @initials1248 in prison, sharpened toothbrush to the throat

  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    she died from watching too much orange is the new black
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    He died like Poosay, trampled by a prison guard
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    she died like Vee, got trampled by a prison bus
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    Wasn't supportive of my career , selling sweaty used panties to prisoners . So insensitive
  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    told a guard he was gonna wake the dragon
  • bruby28
    bruby28 Posts: 4,123 Member
    He referred to me as the mountain and yelled ..dammnn that's a huge biotch! Because of my rather large feet
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