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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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By Lethal Injection for causing the above0
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Stubs her toe ..gangrene sets in0
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her heart stops beating. simple.0
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Married to the money, introduced her to my stove
Showed her how to whip it now she remix it for low1 -
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Man I swear I love her how she work that damn pole
Hit the strip club we be letting bands go
Everybody hating we just call them fans though
In love with the money I ain't never letting go0 -
one fish two fish red fish blue fish0
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Vending machine fell her reaching for last twinkie
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Started from the trap now I rap (yeah)
No matter where I'm at I got crack (crack)
Started from the trap, now I rap (tell 'em)
No matter where I'm at, I got crack
I got cr'nack, yeah, I got cr'nack
Crack is how.0 -
Potassium overdose0
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choking on an avocado pit.0
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Choked on a sausage ..0
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ummm......what?0
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Got zapped in a faulty hot tub0
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with a huge smile on her face0
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Under me..heart attack ..1
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With smile on her face0
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under a waterfall of nachos~0
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By a lethal dose of Fabulous!0
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Remote control car accident0
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Boating accident...he swallowed a small toy boat and choked0
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Rabid giraffe attack0
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Crazed flock of budgies attacked him0
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Hit and run Ostrich0
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attacked by a swarm of bees0
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Tongue caught in a metal fan0
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