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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Fell through someones ceiling and broke his neck
  • rdouma73
    rdouma73 Posts: 2,064 Member
    Bitten by a shark while skinny dipping.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A rare and deadly STD..his bits fell off ..blood poisoning..finally a slow agonising death
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Electrocuted by the state for hit and run
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Fell into a vat of caramel
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Jumped in to save her, neither of them were ever seen again
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She woke feeling strangely. She began to do things out of the ordinary. First, she decided to have fruity pebbles instead of bran flakes. Then, she put on a red shirt instead of earth tone. She was even sarcastic once during the day at work. For lunch she had jalapenos on her burrito. She felt exhilarated! It turned out to be too much excitement and her heart gave out.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He was on a bear hunting expedition when he upset a clan of squirrels.. the bears didn't even get a chance. The squirrels left him unrecognizable. Starting with his nuts.
  • Nitroalley2
    Nitroalley2 Posts: 3,419 Member
    Choked on a bag of nuts. Or was it a nut bag IDK
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    While admiring his reflection in the water, will unknowingly paddle his way towards a jetty and conked himself on the noggin.
  • Gots2Bfitter
    Gots2Bfitter Posts: 741 Member
    Camera falls on face and crushes skull while attempting selfie
  • MrHillman22
    MrHillman22 Posts: 401 Member
    Core not strong enough, hits head while attempting 72hr plank
  • Gots2Bfitter
    Gots2Bfitter Posts: 741 Member
    Easy - Booze or cigs
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Burst a blood vessel lifting too heavy ..
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She woke up cold and went to sit by the fireplace. She got a little too close and the cooking oil that was spread on her body from the night caught fire.
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She went to a holiday dinner and had a heaping helping of "mashed potatoes". Little did she know it was actually mashed water chestnuts with a lot of gravy on them. When told, she found that she had a new love of water chestnuts, spent the next several weeks eating nothing but that, and died from protein deficiency
  • DSwales11
    DSwales11 Posts: 1,955 Member
    A freak paddle boarding incident.
  • peanutbuttertuesday
    peanutbuttertuesday Posts: 192 Member
    Smothered by puppies.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Sudden onset of a peanut allergy
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Pecked to death by a flock of angry parrots
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Stuck her tongue to a frozen pole and froze to death waiting for the fire department
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    While visiting the redwood trees, he was trapped in amber. In the future aliens will recreate humanity from his DNA and open a human theme park for little aliens to visit.
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Her coffee pot broke so she tried to warm her coffee in the toaster. Didnt go well.
  • ohboysandwiches
    ohboysandwiches Posts: 28 Member
    Badgers.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Choked on a burger
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