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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • BW__NOT
    BW__NOT Posts: 807 Member
    balls deep in a capybara
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Surrounded by 5 nubile beauties..seems he just sat on the bed and his heart exploded ..he missed all the fun :D
  • BW__NOT
    BW__NOT Posts: 807 Member
    edited January 2017
    giving him CPR....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Auto erotic asphyxiation
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Of shock when she sees who replied to her
  • hankpick77
    hankpick77 Posts: 1,666 Member
    Of shock when he see the 900 number bill
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Of shock when he sees the compound interest for his compound bow financing
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    OneHundredToLose wrote: »
    Of shock when she sees who replied to her

    :o ..omg ..are you a ghost..has someone had you locked in a dungeon?


    Shark got him
  • hankpick77
    hankpick77 Posts: 1,666 Member
    Walking in front of a bus chasing ghost
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Spear gun turned wrong direction. should've read the manual
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Starvation ..extreme dieting
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Turns out one can have an excess of chains and ropes in their sex room. Got tangled in the mess, refused to pee on herself, bladder exploded
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    His awesomeness hit critical mass and he collapsed into a black hole
  • hankpick77
    hankpick77 Posts: 1,666 Member
    Was on the first group to go to mars, sadly they didn't make it past the moon before exploding
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Arrow hit a post..ricocheted off and got him in the eye ..pierced his brain
  • hankpick77
    hankpick77 Posts: 1,666 Member
    Was eaten by a croc while sunbathing nude by the river
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    His bow snapped back smacked him really hard in the face causing whiplash which caused a hematoma in his jugular which clotted and traveled to his brain. He suffered a severe stroke, but that's not what killed him. The drooping in his face threw off his equilibrium he got dizzy trying to make his way to call 911, he fell against the phone stand where he struck the old heavy 1970s phone that he was still using because he hated technology and refused to get a Cell phone.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A couple of glasses of wine as she soaked in the tub wasn't a good idea..she was so relaxed she fell asleep and slowly sunk under the water
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He forgot the safe word ..Im sorry :'(

    :D
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Upon accidently killing her young taco boy she drowned her sorrows in bourbon and tacos. Ate herself to death
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited January 2017
    He ate the wrong Taco and was Murdered by a Jealous Burrito! :joy::lol:
  • davedoubleu
    davedoubleu Posts: 831 Member
    Squeezes lemons between her thighs but didn't realise the next one was a coconut! Over exertion
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    The evil spirit in her house ..drove her crazy till she jumped off her roof
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Got his rooster caught in his zip ....bled to death
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  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    a bad batch of pumpernickel bread. (she used coins :fearful:)
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