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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Nail gun went off accidently ......straight through the eye0
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farted on a hot air balloon ride and it went straight up to heaven.
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Died a slow death when his Client took their kinky Fantasies to the extreme!1
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Electric chair for what she did to the poster above her0
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Twisted colon0
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She was the vet who tried to mend that anal gland ..somehow got faeces on her finger then in her mouth ..7 days later ..dead0
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Held up the local stop n shop. All she stole was a bottle of red bull, a bag of sun chips, and 5 pounds of beef jerkey. Unluckily for her, the store cashier had just watched Walking Tall. He grabbed a nearby 2 x 4 and that was it for her.0
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Math lab tragedy.0
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Tragic sex accident the details are sketchy..but he went out with a smile apparently0
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Was looking for love in all the wrong places. Ended up bringing home a serial killer0
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Expired pickles0
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Used lead based paint for his spray on abs0
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Lead poisoning from licking those same abs0
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Spackled herself into a corner, starved to death0
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with a gag in his mouth, hands tied, wearing nothing but a thong0
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After a drunken party that got a bit wild, she woke to find herself encased in hardened marshmallow fluff. Oh, the memories of that night would last....a day or so, until she perished from dehydration.0
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Was doing the Riverdance, fell into a raging River and drowned0
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