How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Was really sad! His Yugo broke down in the middle of the boonies and he started walking since there was no cell service. After three hours and not seeing one house or gas station, an old beat up Chevy finally came along. Exhausted, he decided that he would stick out his thumb, after all...what could happen if he hitchhiked just this once? I wont go into the gory details, but lets just say he was horribly mistaken!
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she ventured into a brunette neighborhood.... shot down execution style1
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His tongue got stuck to a flagpole in mid winter..he starved to death0
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Pancake accident. Superheated his syrup, when he took a bite the pancake fused to his face, suffocated0
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Broke into the Ford factory and stole the new 2020 Bronco from the while in production and before any safety tests were done. Let's just say that he ended up being the crash test Dummy!
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Thrown from a moving car ...I told him to stop talking
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when she breaks her daily posting record0
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Leaning back on chair and breaking neck0
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Set on fire by an unknown assailant0
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in a freak accident that included skydiving and porn~0
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Choked on a plate of nachos as he watching porn.. that last scene even shocked him0
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Lead based lipstick0
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a vicious tougue lashing...
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Got his weeny caught in a taxi he'd just got out of...0
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A rare and deadly STD ..0
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Logging food on a Galaxy Note and it explodes0
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Crushed under the weight of the mfp orgy he organized0
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Smelling his own farts under the duvet cover0
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Buried underneath 6ft of chihuahua vomit0
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