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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Auto erotic asphyxiation
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited January 2017
    She went to the theater to see the re-release of James Bond: Casino Royale with Daniel Craig. She was carrying her delicious $14.00 theater nachos back to her seat when the scene where he comes up out of the ocean came on. She stopped dead in her tracks, mouth agape. The nachos slid from her hand and hit the floor. She had the urge to run to him, stepped in the nacho goo and slid all the way down the sloping walkway, crashing face first into the concrete wall at the base of the screen.
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Trying to lift her Hummer off the cellphone she ran over, she was parked all the way in and couldn't shift into reverse. She had a hernia already from the last time when she ran over her pet rock. But this time the strain in lifting the Hummer burst her hernia.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Red hair dye poisoning :*
  • xtina1081
    xtina1081 Posts: 505 Member
    choked on a girl scout cookie
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    Choking on a cockatoo
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  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    Overwhelmed by my potato's
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  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    My nuts were too big for her and she choked
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Putting his nuts where they didn't belong
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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited January 2017
    she accidentally ate my microscopic robot :heartbreak::angry:
  • xtina1081
    xtina1081 Posts: 505 Member
    walked outside and slipped on the ice and fell off a cliff
  • UnderGroundMusic
    UnderGroundMusic Posts: 75 Member
    Embraced a snowman and got frostbite.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her kids did it
  • xtina1081
    xtina1081 Posts: 505 Member
    trying to take a sexy selfie and got hit by a car
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Fried in the electric chair for vehicular homocide
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She got the mother of all gumballs from eating chips, which became infected
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  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
    She was exposed to Soman gas
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    A really toxic Dutch Oven
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Pulling up to soccer practice..her kids hopped out and ran off..as they shut the door a bee flew in ..it rested on her hair unbeknown to her. It walked down to her ear where she slapped at it..
    It stung her hand as she squashed it. It was a rare deadly mozambique black bee that had stowed away in a bunch of bananas from africa at the local supermarket.
    Her hand throbbed ..swelled and blackened ..the poison in the stinger so potent that in 3 minutes she was a black swollen corpse ..

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