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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Coal mine cave in -- she only took the job to be in a dark place with a bunch of burly guys, and then look what happened!
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    It was the day after Christmas.He wandered into a bar. The bar was full of short guys with pointy ears blowing off steam after Christmas. He was caught in the middle of the elf octagon during elf fight Club and was beaten to death.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Feel under the crippling weight as she lifted ..messy
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She'd always wondered. Today, she would find out. It took her years to find their hangouts, but finally...success! It was the day after Christmas and she knew they'd all be there, relaxing after a job well done. She walked in and dozens of elf eyes looked her way. She studied them, picked out 4 of the most strapping and off they went. They had a hell of a wild night. The hotel would never be the same. Unfortunately, neither would she, as the elves are magical creatures who have a natural high work capacity. She died from excessive blunt trauma to her nether regions. :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited December 2016
    He decided that he was gonna eat just a few of Santas cookies and drink his milk and a very tired, hungry Santa beat him with a Fireplace poker! :open_mouth:
    I guess he forgot that Santa saw him when he was sleeping and knew when he was awake!
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    in bed with 6 nubile beauties ..

    All was good till his wife walked in ..eww it was messy ..she tore him limb from limb
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Beaten after an all night drinking binge with a group of overworked, underappreciated Christmas elves from the toy train division. She just joked one too many times about "running the train"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited December 2016
    He never dies ..bitten by a vampire
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lethal injection for murder ..baked exploding pumpkin pie ...

    Eww Im still totally grossed out at the thought of pumpkin pie lol
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    One more bite and I would have exploded yesterday ..


    Evil presence in her house pushed her down the stairs ..her hub was convicted though
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She finally got to fulfill her fantasy of having a hair band orgy. Unfortunately she got her foot stuck in the blonde guys locks and couldn't escape. she was slowly absorbed into his hair do and never seen again.

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Drowned in her own bathtub..let that be a lesson to all that drink in the tub
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Trying to decorate Shower her with Christmas lights!
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Off turkey sandwich
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Her Boobs got too close to the Iron Press she was working while taking on the graveyard shift for extra Christmas money! Unfortunately she was extremely exhausted and nodded off for a split second and got sucked in. Too bad everyone else had left for the Holidays and there was no one there to set her free! :'(
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She wanted to get her nose pierced. Being frugal, she thought she would do it herself. Being into home repair/improvement, all she had a hand was a nail gun....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Penile piercing went horribly wrong ..get gangrene ..blood poisoning and died in agony
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    One day I didn't log on to MFP and she missed me so much, she died. Maybe it was broken heart or shock...we're not sure.

    Broken heart ..

    She over did the Leftover lunches ..leftover turkey 3 weeks old was not her best idea ..food poisoning did her in
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
    edited December 2016
    Got hit by a bus while picking up a dollar bill
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    The Doctor told her she was copper deficient. She clogged her intestines after consuming all the pennies from her children's piggy banks
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