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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Spontaneous Combustion ..they only found both feet with slippers on
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    An errant throw of a spear during her annual cabana boy hunger games tournament
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her kids did it ..they circled her calling ..mama , mama, mama till she popped a blood vessel
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Swallowed by an sink hole in her back yard. Seems her dog kept urinating in the same spot day after day, weakening the soil. Bad bobo, bad dog.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited December 2016
    He was both LiftingLadys husband and Bobo's Trainer!

    After the trial he was shanked in Prison!
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    After her request which involved Motorboating came to a tragic end when she was accidentally suffocated!
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    She was so happy! It was the holiday time and boy was she jolly this year. She LOVES Christmas! She went a little overboard decorating this year. It had been a few weeks since anyone had heard from her. Seems she didn't show up to her monthly play dough art sculpture class. The police entered her residence fearing for her safety and found her trapped in her holiday decorations. She had strung so many light strands that her arms and legs had become entangled. The coroner said it took a very long time for her to die from the bulb burns.
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    After having had a really stressful year in 2016, she decided that she was gonna take a Vacation minus any children, husbands or pets! She planned it out carefully all of December, bought her ticket to Rome and had made plans to have an Uber Driver pick her up at exactly midnight (12am) on January 1st to take her to the Airport. Her home was quite far from the Airport so she got a chance to have a long conversation with her driver and started getting a little flirty by the time they were nearing the airport. Her flight was still two hours away, so she figured "Why the Hell not?" and asked the driver to pull in at a rest area right before the Airport entrance. He complied and that's when she made her move! Shocked by her sudden advance on him the Driver Freaked out and popped her with a good upper swing right in the middle of her face, tragically this caused her Vomer bone to pierce her frontal lobe and kill her instantly. When making a statement to the Police, the Uber Driver claimed self defense because once she had asked him to pull into that dark Rest area he was sure that she was going to Rob and kill him!
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  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    With a candlestick by Mr. Plum in the Study
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  • Calanthiaa
    Calanthiaa Posts: 57 Member
    They found a coyote outside, thought it was a stray dog. It didn't want to be domesticated to say the least...
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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Depression
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Brain fart ..
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited December 2016
    Although she DID manage to fit into her old high school dress, she bled to death because it was made of shattered glass...
    #AtLeastItWasShiny
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Took lifting to extreme ..lifted way too heavy ..the strain on his stomach was too great ..bowel ruptured ..and everything fell out his *kitten* ..

    I saw this on 1000 ways to die ..I recognised the runners
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Was re-enacting the famous Abbot and Costello baseball routine. Walked up to some guy and said "SLOWLY I TURNED...STEP BY STEP"....The guy thought she was a serial killer and beat her to death. Her last words were "Who's on first"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Extreme exhaustion ....his mind thought him capable of a sex marathon..his body didnt :D
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  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
    in a celebrity death match with hulk hogan
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Choked on a nacho

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